Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege.

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fjordism:

AARON PAUL JUST POSTED THIS ON TWITTER AND I’M SHITTING

euo:

never ask white people what their ethnicity is unless you wanna hear a list of every european country and meaningless fractions

ruinedchildhood:

In first period tomorrow like