Cant jerk off in public parks, cant jerk off on the subway, cant jerk off while driving down the highway, free country my balls.
I only have heart eyes emoji for you
what a beautiful day to suck my ass
"Some women are lost in the fire. Some women are built from it."
*throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the fuck up
CAN I GET NOTES PLEASE UGH
She’s so cute.
Informal infographic depicting evolution
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