caseyanthonyofficial:

Cant jerk off in public parks, cant jerk off on the subway, cant jerk off while driving down the highway, free country my balls.

2cc48a:

I only have heart eyes emoji for you

what a beautiful day to suck my ass

ericscissorhands:

"Some women are lost in the fire. Some women are built from it."

-stupid-:

*throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the fuck up

youmakeflowersgrow:

CAN I GET NOTES PLEASE UGH

She’s so cute.

sixpenceee:

Informal infographic depicting evolution 

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