alt-j:

the first person to die was probably like “dude what”

"Claim her, love her, fuck her, spoil her, trust her."

(via hefuckin)

And she will remain yours.

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livelovehep:

sunalwaysshining:

meladoodle:

what if guys came coffee… i’ll have one ejaculatte please

I just spit out my coffee

You’re supposed to swallow it

Bill Maher on the criticism he’s received for his views on religion, his film, Religulous, specifically.

Anonymous said: hey my girlfriend asked me to give her oral sex but how do I do it?? c: