|— Kurt Cobain’s suicide note, April 5, 1994 (via acidic-cigarette)|
sometimes you just need to relax;
sometimes you just need oral sex
Take Me Out - Franz Ferdinand
So if you’re lonely
You know I’m here waiting for you
I’m just a crosshair
I’m just a shot away from you
i hope manners is the next cool trend
President Barack Obama at the White House Correpondents’ Dinner.
OBAMA HAS TOTALLY STOPPED GIVING A FUCK AND IT’S THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN
this shit was brutal
The best part was when he was laughing at one of his jokes and couldn’t stop, and the people in the audience who weren’t laughing at first had to laugh with him.