nobody legitimately needs me and that’s a really shitty feeling


nicki minaj makes me proud that i have a colossal ass. thank u nicki


haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING 

"A woman is only vulnerable when her nail polish is drying, and even then she can still pull a trigger."
— some great quote I heard somewhere once upon a time and that is very, very true (via traffic-jam-session)


How guys take dick pics

where is the lie?