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﻿I want to _____ Chris. :DKill &gt;:OFUCK. &gt;:DMarry &lt;3Cuddle With. :3Play patty cake withView ResultsCreate a PollÖgonlaser &amp; Acepolls</description><title>Derp</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @sircreepalot)</generator><link>http://sircreepalot.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5351a0024b1bcbbb4fe32753ca24fb1f/tumblr_mn5xcnuTUX1qa275vo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://sircreepalot.tumblr.com/post/51133885220</link><guid>http://sircreepalot.tumblr.com/post/51133885220</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 02:43:59 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>
have you ever sat in class and listened to the conversations around you and realize that you are...</title><description>&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;have you ever sat in class and listened to the conversations around you and realize that you are the smartest person in the room&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://sircreepalot.tumblr.com/post/51081758887</link><guid>http://sircreepalot.tumblr.com/post/51081758887</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 14:01:24 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>
let’s get the day started with a nice big bowl of why the fuck am I awake 
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&lt;p&gt;let’s get the day started with a nice big bowl of why the fuck am I awake &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://sircreepalot.tumblr.com/post/51038394566</link><guid>http://sircreepalot.tumblr.com/post/51038394566</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 22:11:17 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>sweeneytad:

*dentist slaughters family in front of you*
they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sweeneytad.tumblr.com/post/50470941168/dentist-slaughters-family-in-front-of-you"&gt;sweeneytad&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;*dentist slaughters family in front of you*&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;they’re bleeding because you don’t floss&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://sircreepalot.tumblr.com/post/51026372318</link><guid>http://sircreepalot.tumblr.com/post/51026372318</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 19:41:33 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f6bd7a44c15808f7cde000f686925f34/tumblr_mg69qut7it1qbrdymo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://sircreepalot.tumblr.com/post/51026183672</link><guid>http://sircreepalot.tumblr.com/post/51026183672</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 19:39:06 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>assiest:

I FOUND IT OH MY GOD
</title><description>&lt;iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/sircreepalot/51025945486/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_51025945486" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="300" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://assiest.tumblr.com/post/47410732113/i-found-it-oh-my-god"&gt;assiest&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I FOUND IT OH MY GOD&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://sircreepalot.tumblr.com/post/51025945486</link><guid>http://sircreepalot.tumblr.com/post/51025945486</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 19:36:01 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>wtfshiroko:

Radioactive (Music Box Version) - Imagine...</title><description>&lt;iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_51025860252" src="http://sircreepalot.tumblr.com/post/51025860252/audio_player_iframe/sircreepalot/tumblr_mn37r7Y7lm1rpd1oc?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fsircreepalot%2F51025860252%2Ftumblr_mn37r7Y7lm1rpd1oc" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wtfshiroko.tumblr.com/post/50894184054"&gt;wtfshiroko&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Radioactive&lt;/strong&gt; (Music Box Version) - &lt;em&gt;Imagine Dragons&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;by &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giTob-5IENg"&gt;JoshuaSaundersMusic&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://sircreepalot.tumblr.com/post/51025860252</link><guid>http://sircreepalot.tumblr.com/post/51025860252</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 19:34:54 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>brvdleysoileau:

how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://brvdleysoileau.tumblr.com/post/50965007479/how-is-slut-even-an-insult-wtf-get-that-dick-grl"&gt;brvdleysoileau&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://sircreepalot.tumblr.com/post/51024479015</link><guid>http://sircreepalot.tumblr.com/post/51024479015</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 19:17:06 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>tacos-in-the-veil:

ofaustin-and-alan:

world-of-whorecraft:

AUS...</title><description>&lt;iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_51024372591" src="http://sircreepalot.tumblr.com/post/51024372591/audio_player_iframe/sircreepalot/tumblr_mf07nnc5Mb1qb5pn3?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fsircreepalot%2F51024372591%2Ftumblr_mf07nnc5Mb1qb5pn3" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://tacos-in-the-veil.tumblr.com/post/50998693363/ofaustin-and-alan-world-of-whorecraft-austin" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;tacos-in-the-veil&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ofaustin-and-alan.tumblr.com/post/50997767160/world-of-whorecraft-austin-my-precious-bless"&gt;ofaustin-and-alan&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://world-of-whorecraft.tumblr.com/post/45611242848/austin-my-precious-bless-the-shit-outta-you"&gt;world-of-whorecraft&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;AUSTIN MY PRECIOUS BLESS THE SHIT OUTTA YOU&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING THING EVER O M G &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;bless you&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://sircreepalot.tumblr.com/post/51024372591</link><guid>http://sircreepalot.tumblr.com/post/51024372591</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 19:15:43 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://selfdoubtandsyphilis.tumblr.com/post/50920864961/dankestrnemes-do-animals-think-in-english-or-in"&gt;selfdoubtandsyphilis&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dankestrnemes.tumblr.com/post/48411404182/do-animals-think-in-english-or-in-the-sounds-they"&gt;dankestrnemes&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;do animals think in english or in the sounds they make&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://sircreepalot.tumblr.com/post/51023125716</link><guid>http://sircreepalot.tumblr.com/post/51023125716</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 18:59:37 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>
Bring that sweet ass over here.
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbsuu55nHt1r25be9o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Bring that sweet ass over here.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://sircreepalot.tumblr.com/post/50982140070</link><guid>http://sircreepalot.tumblr.com/post/50982140070</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 07:01:42 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>sext: fist me like u tryna get the last couple pringles</title><description>sext: fist me like u tryna get the last couple pringles</description><link>http://sircreepalot.tumblr.com/post/50923490822</link><guid>http://sircreepalot.tumblr.com/post/50923490822</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 14:57:44 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>jesspinkman:



being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised 


#the...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jesspinkman.tumblr.com/post/37572704911/being-a-pessimist-is-great-im-always-either-right"&gt;jesspinkman&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;#&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://tumblr.com/tagged/The%20optimistic%20look%20on%20pessimism"&gt;the optimistic look on pessimism&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://sircreepalot.tumblr.com/post/50923476176</link><guid>http://sircreepalot.tumblr.com/post/50923476176</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 14:57:30 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/16786d1a4e19e85f8b37a9239ba2b38f/tumblr_mk397dIzKr1qbypelo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://sircreepalot.tumblr.com/post/50923240760</link><guid>http://sircreepalot.tumblr.com/post/50923240760</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 14:53:57 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>circumcising:

i say oh my god too often for someone who does not believe in god
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://circumcising.tumblr.com/post/47415262312/i-say-oh-my-god-too-often-for-someone-who-does-not"&gt;circumcising&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i say oh my god too often for someone who does not believe in god&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://sircreepalot.tumblr.com/post/50923083920</link><guid>http://sircreepalot.tumblr.com/post/50923083920</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 14:51:36 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>did-you-kno:

Source</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/505bc92089cbea10df2e6d649e17bb12/tumblr_mn3psmSWDR1qkvbwso1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://didyouknowblog.com/post/50908370722/source" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;did-you-kno&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://staff.tumblr.com/post/50902268806/news"&gt;Source&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://sircreepalot.tumblr.com/post/50923077391</link><guid>http://sircreepalot.tumblr.com/post/50923077391</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 14:51:30 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/292db7b8ad60f432cd850a641a100b62/tumblr_mn093pSBir1qhv81zo1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ff49c4821ab335396f5c2fa9fc2b4bb8/tumblr_mn093pSBir1qhv81zo2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://sircreepalot.tumblr.com/post/50922908432</link><guid>http://sircreepalot.tumblr.com/post/50922908432</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 14:48:54 -0400</pubDate><category>Dita von YUM.</category></item><item><title>catswithbenefits:

i love 50 cent, or as he is known in Zimbabwe; four hundred million dollars
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://catswithbenefits.tumblr.com/post/40041479721/i-love-50-cent-or-as-he-is-known-in-zimbabwe"&gt;catswithbenefits&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;i love 50 cent, or as he is known in Zimbabwe; four hundred million dollars&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://sircreepalot.tumblr.com/post/50874990713</link><guid>http://sircreepalot.tumblr.com/post/50874990713</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 22:20:37 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>did-you-kno:

Source</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1f4ee3f2c29756706b50a98449710b73/tumblr_mn1qqaE1jI1qkvbwso1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://didyouknowblog.com/post/50821577518/source" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;did-you-kno&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.cbc.ca/books/2011/08/how-to-have-sex-on-the-moon.html"&gt;Source&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://sircreepalot.tumblr.com/post/50849564962</link><guid>http://sircreepalot.tumblr.com/post/50849564962</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 16:51:07 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>frickwright:


theres a reason math and meth are very similar words they both ruin your life

</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://frickwright.tumblr.com/post/50359694636/theres-a-reason-math-and-meth-are-very-similar"&gt;frickwright&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;div&gt;
&lt;p&gt;theres a reason math and meth are very similar words they both ruin your life&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://sircreepalot.tumblr.com/post/50848607816</link><guid>http://sircreepalot.tumblr.com/post/50848607816</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 16:39:26 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
